Who are you? Are you Treadstone?

News out of DC today is that CIA Director Leon Panetta has terminated a "very serious" covert program the spy agency kept secret from Congress for eight years! Apparently this program was spawned in the days following the 9/11 Al Qaeda attacks.

It's an interesting story, but honestly, can we get some more information on this? Why was it terminated?! I mean, it has to be an assassination program, right? Why did we pull the plug? No major leaders have been assassinated lately. Is Jason Bourne involved in this? Did he lose it? Is he going rogue in the Eastern European bloc right now killing random political leaders and unwitting operatives? If Oliver Stone makes a movie about it, will Julia Stiles get a role? What do you call covert operations that are more secretive than your standard run of the mill "black ops"? Is this what Michael Jackson's dad means by "foul play"?

Give us some details, Panetta! And get some rest, Leon. You look tired.